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Sirens

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, LET ME SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE PEN. IT IS LONG AND THIN, IT HAS A LOVELY COLOUR, AND YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT LIKE THIS, OR YOU  CAN DRAW SOMETHING. AS I SAID, I LOVE IT. I EVEN LOVE THE SMELL OF IT. HEY! WHERE IS IT? IS IT IN MY NOSE? IS IT IN MY HEAD? NO, IT ISN’T. IT’S IN MY HAND.

Ladies and Gentleman, let me show you my favourite pen. It is long and thin, it has a lovely colour and you can write with it like this or you can draw something.
As I said, I love it. I even love the smell of it. Hey? Where is it? Is it in my nose??? Is it in my head??? No, it isn’t. It’s in my hand.

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