Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad! 


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.


Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister? 


Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed! 


What is a mouse's favorite food?
Mice cream.


What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!


Why did the boy not eat his cake?
Because his teacher said his homework was a piece of cake!

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Movie

One day this guy goes to the moon. He moves up and down, there and back in his moon-rover, singing a murmur song, but nothing happens really. There is a spaceship and a couple of hills, however.Why??????
On the pirate ship there is a fight. A monkey is in the air and a pirate fights with a young boy. A shark watches the fight from the water. Finally the pirate kills the monkey.Why??????
Meanwhile near the castle...... As yellow pig-and-devil-headed monsters ants to make friends with a princess. They sometimes grow big, sometimes shrink, then the princess kicks the monster in the head.Why??????