Jokes

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad! 


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.


Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister? 


Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed! 


What is a mouse's favorite food?
Mice cream.


What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!


Why did the boy not eat his cake?
Because his teacher said his homework was a piece of cake!