house next door long paragraph

The house last

PIANO:
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PLAY AND PRACTISE THIS:

Sirens

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(noisemaker)

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, LET ME SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE PEN. IT IS LONG AND THIN, IT HAS A LOVELY COLOUR, AND YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT LIKE THIS, OR YOU  CAN DRAW SOMETHING. AS I SAID, I LOVE IT. I EVEN LOVE THE SMELL OF IT. HEY! WHERE IS IT? IS IT IN MY NOSE? IS IT IN MY HEAD? NO, IT ISN’T. IT’S IN MY HAND.

Ladies and Gentleman, let me show you my favourite pen. It is long and thin, it has a lovely colour and you can write with it like this or you can draw something.
As I said, I love it. I even love the smell of it. Hey? Where is it? Is it in my nose??? Is it in my head??? No, it isn’t. It’s in my hand.

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One day a little kiddie was fidgeting with a box of matches. The neighbour saw it from the window and thought:

“Hey! What the hell is (s)he doing? Playing with matches? (S)he will set the house on fire! No! I’ll call the police!”

And (s)he called the police:

“Hallo, please, come quick! A child is going to set the house on fire!”

“Comiiing!”, said the police officer.

The officer found the kid with the matchbox, quickly slipped a pair of handcuffs on his/her wrists.

The kid was trying to explain him/herself:

“But ....but... hey.... I just ... I just wanted to .... I just wanted to practise a magic trick!”

“What??? A magic trick?”, asked the officer.

“Yes! Shall I show you my magic trick?”

“Mmmmm... well.... let me think ... erm .... why not?”, said the officer.

“Ok! Look!“

“Ahhhhhh!”, went the officer, and let the child go.

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I need three glasses.
This is too heavy.
This is too light.
This is perfect.
Let me introduce you Harry Houdini.
One day it was rainy.
Harry was walking.
There was a house.
Harry knocked on the door.
A scary man opened it.
He captured poor Harry.
And tied him up.
But Harry was a great escape artist.
And....tadammm... ... he escaped!

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I had a bit of a technical problem today. It’s a snowy day and I was walking to the music school with my friend. There was a big pile of snow and I just stepped into it. I wanted to get my leg out, but my boot got stuck. It got frozen in the pile of snow.
I was there with one boot missing.
Then we went into a house to ask for a shovel. We got one, got my boot out of the snow and went to the music school but we were late and the solfege lesson was over. But I dried my things on the radiator.